In Newark, Every Teacher Is Sacred

Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Does anyone else  remember that ditty “Every Sperm is Sacred” from the Monty Python movie called “The Meaning of Life”? When I’m feeling most foul about teacher tenure laws, this song becomes my earworm. And Monday was one of those days because I read Leslie Brody’s coverage in the Wall Street Journal about chronic teacher absenteeism in Newark. …

What’s A Little Extortion Among Friends? Lakewood School Board Rehires Inzelbuch

There’s so much news out of Lakewood that it’s hard to keep up. The latest is that the School Board has voted to rehire Michael Inzelbuch as its Board Attorney and “Non-Public Special Education Consultant.”  The latter title doesn’t exist outside of Lakewood but that’s Lakewood for you. Inzelbuch previously served in this post from 2002 until 2012 but was fired, according to the Asbury Park Press, for being in “the center of controversies over …